We needed a place to stick all the other stuff we want on this web site - the fun stuff like the guestbook, the Guy-isms and whatever else we dream up in the future. So here it is...the rest:

Knuckle Sandwich

Introducing Knuckle Sandwich. Custom gear, t-shirts, squeeze bottles, aprons and whatever else Guy dreams up. Designed by Guy, for you...available now!

Guy’s Next Look

A man like me can’t be contained. Bleach blond spikes one day…a mullet then next?! I don’t think so. But imagine if I did. You choose my next look...

Guestbook

Check out what people have to say and add a bit yourself. But be forewarned we’ve got Matt ‘Mustard’ Sprouls cruising the content to make sure none of you get too unruly. Say your piece.

Guy-isms

Here are some words to live by. Or at least words to eat by. Okay, just stuff I say a lot compliments of Rob Olmsted.

Check yourself...
Everybody in the pool!
My food's out of bounds...
This is gonna be money!
...never too big a bite!
Off the hook!
Off the HOOK!
It's on like Donkey Kong...
The real deal Holyfield.
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Intro Animation

I don’t ride a hog except in cartoon land. But if you wanna check out my intro animation again I’d be happy to take you for another spin. This intro and web site were done Brandt Hoekenga at Hoekenga Design. HoekengaDesign.com